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Gut
08-09-2007, 11:44 AM
I just shit in your forum.

http://dustin.travisbsd.org/pictures/poop.jpg

:santa:

ah fak someone's gotta clean this up :look: @ fuzzydice

Evil layer? Is that the one in between the caramel and nougat layers? Mmm, nougat.

This looks like a job for Number 2!!!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v155/DSG56/numbertwo.jpg

You're just in time.....enjoy the show. :cheese:

This Evil forum is YOUR PLACE to trash talk about anything and everything your evil heart desires without being chased by do-gooders like that cream puff Austin Powers

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v155/DSG56/dr-evil-3.jpg

...............or Slayr281!!!! :cheese:

Pitchforks and torches, to arms everyone.... who's up at bat? I likey lair. so comfortable in here.....

There are only two things I hate; those who are intolerant of other people's cultures........and the Dutch.

There are only two things I hate; those who are intolerant of other people's cultures........and the Dutch.


Yeah! FUck the Dutch!

Layer cake!

Apple bottoms?

Quick, get the skin box!

I farted in your lair, and walked in without taking off my muddy boots. :flipoff2:

I farted in your lair, and walked in without taking off my muddy boots. :flipoff2:

Perfect.

That is exactly what I want this place to be.

Filth....just plain vile and vomit enducing mayhem.

Next time don't just step in mudd.....step in cow shit too. :cheese:

wheres your evil son, scott?

and for today's featured poop (http://www.mrpoop.com/feature.html)

I threw an used condom on the floor too

this place is dumb

who axed joo ?

this place is dumb

It's only dumb cuz it's not yours.

wheres your evil son, scott?

Who know's where he is at. Probably searching for Goats with SDKB.

wheres your evil son, scott?

I am here. Muahahaha

I don't care if you found out your name is Douggie.

Muahaha!

Immma take this place over.
http://www.justusboys.com/forum/showthread.php?t=226879

This will be your precious mini me, when I am through with him

http://www.worth1000.com/entries/24500/24872_w.jpg

Die you little shit!

http://www.cardboardcutouts.com/0389.jpg

oh my, the younger generation is attacking

I've been Admin.T

no, you've just been shot.

shot right in the arm.

o god im so confused at who everyone is now

OMFG THIS COMEDY!!!!

:rofl:

Dr. Evil aka Ben
Scott Evil aka JJ
Mustafa aka Pierre
Number 3 aka Frink84
Phat Basturd (Glen wants that name)
Mini Malone aka Mike Malone
Austin Powers (name still up for grabs...but Beau would fit)
GOATMEMBER(only one man can handle that name....SDKB)
Mr. Bigglesworth aka Nate
Random Task....still available

Die you little shit!

http://www.cardboardcutouts.com/0389.jpg

Let me tell you a little story about a man named Shhhhhh....

I am here. Muahahaha

Well there you are my SPECIAL BOY. *holds back tears*

You know that I hate? I hate how Starbucks makes everything with this retarded names like VENTI and GRANDE.

What the fuck happened to SMALL, MEDIUM, LARGE, AND HUGE?

I'd destroy them if I could, but Number 2 slapped me with a restraining order that keeps me at least 50 yards from the front door. :cries:

I love the fact that when I go to JITB on my weekly ritual that when I get a medium soda, that medium = 32oz these days.

:jitb: :ftw:

I love the fact that when I go to JITB on my weekly ritual that when I get a medium soda, that medium = 32oz these days.

:jitb: :ftw:

Last time we went you ordered a large and the damn cup was as big as you were!

You had to stand up to drink it.

:ohsnap:

Carls Jr! :burger:

:ohsnap:

That wasn't a slam. He's MINI Malone....so EVERYTHING is big around him. :cheese:

yay the evil family is complete!

we need a frau frabishna or whatever her name is

yay the evil family is complete!

Not quite.....Scotts Sea Hag of a Mother is still missing....not that I want her found or anything like that.

true, very true.

oh my god hahahaha :rofl:

That is straight up NASTY!:eyes7: You need to eat more fiber.:laugh9:

we need a frau frabishna or whatever her name is isn't she the one on yer face?

:rofl: I love it. :ninja2:

Ha ! All you jerkoffs got adminT.

Carls Jr! :burger:

Carl's JR Blows !!

http://www.socalperformance.net/forums/images/smilies/innout2.gif

i have my own special admint

Kloogy
08-09-2007, 08:00 PM
How fruity ! :lame:

Dark Helmet
08-09-2007, 08:00 PM
Carl's JR Blows !!

http://www.socalperformance.net/forums/images/smilies/innout2.gif

InNOut is dope too when you aren't in a long ass line. :shaun:

Kloogy
08-09-2007, 08:01 PM
The one in Kearny Mesa is always sooo full.

SDKB
08-09-2007, 08:04 PM
InNOut is dope too when you aren't in a long ass line. :shaun:
When is that? Best fast food shop ever though, worth the wait every time.

Kloogy
08-09-2007, 08:07 PM
I don't know about best fast food. I would gladly drive to a White Castle over In out any day.....:)

SDKB
08-09-2007, 08:14 PM
lol, best fast food within REASONABLE driving distance.

Kloogy
08-09-2007, 08:14 PM
Ok, I agree

slayr281
08-09-2007, 08:25 PM
If you're in the Kearny Mesa area, there's a place better than the In n' Out called EZ Take Out. It's right before the DMV in Clairemont Mesa. I think the cross street is Balboa and Gennessee.

For the other big eaters, you can also go bigger than a double double with no complaints from the management. They proudly post that their record is a 31 patty burger.

Figuring that their quad is 800 calories, that's nearly 6400 calories.

Kloogy
08-09-2007, 08:32 PM
They closed Blimpies on the corner of clairemont and the 163. Bastards.

slayr281
08-09-2007, 08:39 PM
There are some pretty good places in the 163/CM area. Shogun Kobe is the best Sushi place in the area, and the Greek House on West CM just east of the 163 is great too. If you go 3-4 blocks east to Ruffin, there's a good pizza place named, get this, Giovanni's, and there's a nice BBQ place called Abbey's BBQ.

midnite
08-09-2007, 08:41 PM
ive heard good things about EZ Take Out as my friend lives close, but i have yet to go there

slayr281
08-09-2007, 08:44 PM
Only advice is, order without fries, they're godawful. You'll thank me for saving you the 74 cents.

domin8
08-09-2007, 09:14 PM
meow meow meow meow...meow!

PowPow
08-09-2007, 09:56 PM
I love my kitty! :iluvu:

Kloogy
08-09-2007, 10:02 PM
I love dropping the soap in the locker room shower

domin8
08-09-2007, 10:08 PM
I wish i had a huge hard cock in my mouth right now

Jon Burgundy
08-10-2007, 12:53 AM
InNOut is dope too when you aren't in a long ass line. :shaun:

I swear I had In and Out the other day. Third time ever. Still sucked ass. Their cheeseburger would probably be awesome if it didn't have that sauce on it.

Someone tell me what to order there that is actually good, PLEASE!

Jon Burgundy
08-10-2007, 12:54 AM
I don't know about best fast food. I would gladly drive to a White Castle over In out any day.....:)

FUCK YEAH!!!!! I would kill for some White Castle right about now!

DSG 56
08-10-2007, 12:55 AM
I had http://www.socalperformance.net/forums/images/smilies/innout2.gif for lunch today! :flag:

Silver04Cobra
08-10-2007, 01:11 AM
I vote for Burgundy to become Random Task.

Blasphemy against In-N-Out :paddle:

TB Bullitt
08-10-2007, 01:37 AM
Sonic > In-N-Out.......... when there is one closer than 90 miles

DSG 56
08-10-2007, 02:07 AM
That is straight up NASTY!:eyes7: You need to eat more fiber.:laugh9:

Not just fiber.....EVIL FIBER. :cheese:

Daywalker
08-10-2007, 02:09 AM
In-n-out sucks, JIB is great, and so is Carl's Jr. But at the end of the day, I'll still take a Pesto, a Porko, and a whitestone mushroom over all...

DSG 56
08-10-2007, 07:48 AM
be a post whore and use this place for what it's intended.

:cheese:


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v155/DSG56/IMGP0323_edited-1.jpg

slayr281
08-10-2007, 07:54 AM
He looks toit!

Toit like a toiger!

Yesh.

OIF GT
08-10-2007, 09:32 AM
"umm...yeah...Im not sure thats something one dude should say to another dude"

PowPow
08-10-2007, 09:48 AM
:spin:

slayr281
08-10-2007, 11:09 AM
Look, I'm no Paula, but at least I'm fucking trying.

SanDiego01Snake
08-10-2007, 11:12 AM
Lmao

SanDiego01Snake
08-10-2007, 12:45 PM
with the SN changes and me being on vacation, i'm confused

rrobello
08-10-2007, 12:53 PM
bwahahahaha the eeeevil plan worked!

SanDiego01Snake
08-10-2007, 12:54 PM
it was the diet coke of evil..quasi evil..

RioRedSn8k
08-10-2007, 01:22 PM
EZ Take Out has really good food.

HMUSN
08-10-2007, 01:31 PM
http://www.scarysquirrel.org/special/movies/foamy/sml1.html

Dark Helmet
08-10-2007, 02:10 PM
Ben pm'd asking about creating this new subsection here and then admin's started to happen.

Pat's Admin's

Dr Evil - DSG Ben
Goldmember - Slayr Pat
Mini Malone - at6 Mike
Number 2 - mxpx John
Number 3 - frink Phil
Mustafa - malibu Pierre
Mr. Bigglesworth - domin8 nate

Self Admin's

Scott Evil - silver04 JJ
Fat Bastard - gut Glenn

Helmet unrelated Admin's:

SuperDuperSparklyNite - Midnite nick
JDM Dub Deuces - r281 Paula

El Jefe
08-10-2007, 02:24 PM
wow

SanDiego01Snake
08-10-2007, 02:27 PM
thanks shaun

MXPX GT
08-10-2007, 02:35 PM
You just get confused to easily that is all.

SanDiego01Snake
08-10-2007, 02:42 PM
haha yea but everyone already knew that...

slayr281
08-10-2007, 02:53 PM
walk softly because shaun and i carry very big sticks.

well, i mean, i haven't inspected him, firsthand, but just go with it.

Kloogy
08-10-2007, 04:44 PM
I am your father

Kloogy
08-10-2007, 04:44 PM
That's one ugly Leprechaun

GroverDill
08-10-2007, 04:45 PM
Hai

I'm Grover, GroverDill

Kloogy
08-10-2007, 04:47 PM
a/s/l Grover

Silver04Cobra
08-10-2007, 05:42 PM
Hai

I'm Grover, GroverDill

http://www.mustangmods.com/ims/u/1220/1784/173874.gif

Silver04Cobra
08-10-2007, 05:44 PM
Haha, that pic is funny. I dun member that one.

However, my first thought was to run and put my shades on. The paleness stunned my eyes :mrgreen:

Kloogy
08-10-2007, 07:16 PM
Casper has more pigmentation :fluff:

MXPX GT
08-10-2007, 08:58 PM
Look, I'm no Paula, but at least I'm fucking trying.

I'll give you that one Patty!:laugh9:
Dame boy, it looks like your going to hurel!

PowPow
08-10-2007, 10:47 PM
Look, I'm no Paula, but at least I'm fucking trying.
Thanks for the sig ;)






EDIT: Now all I need is for someone to resize the photo so I can added it in my sig as well. :iluvu:

Jon Burgundy
08-11-2007, 02:16 AM
Oh my gawd, it's an Irishman!!!!!

DSG 56
08-12-2007, 05:04 PM
I'm looking into getting a new video game console and want opinions as to whats better for my needs. All I ever play is sports games and I hear that there are differences between the consoles that would affect performance for games like Madden.

I did get a chance to play Madden 07 on an Xbox 360 today for the first time and it was baddass.

PS3 or Xbox?

frink84
08-12-2007, 08:02 PM
PSbox3-60!!!!!

WC_Racer
08-12-2007, 08:08 PM
For sports, I would say the 360.

ProClock
08-12-2007, 11:32 PM
no doubt about it 360 for sports games.

domin8
08-12-2007, 11:37 PM
360. i heard some games will run at 60fps and on ps3 only at 30 for the same game.

Silver04Cobra
08-13-2007, 12:26 AM
Yep, you are right N8. I didn't realize that but when I was watching a review for Madden08, the framerate is slower on the PS3 compared to the 360. I did not know that.

Dr. Evil, I have both systems. I would have to recommend the 360. There is just way more games out right now, plus current ones have some problems like posted above.

djc
08-13-2007, 12:27 AM
atari 2600 is where its at

Daywalker
08-13-2007, 12:36 AM
PS3 is a better deal at $500. Get one at Frys, and you get 7 free Blu-rays, two at time of purchase, five in the mail. An X-Box with all that will cost you WAY more. Even if all you do is play sports games, I think the PS3 is a much better deal. I mean, who's to say you won't get into watching movies once you see em in high def?

slayr281
08-13-2007, 12:36 AM
two words.

coleco.

vision.

EvilC
08-13-2007, 12:41 AM
PS3 is a better deal at $500. Get one at Frys, and you get 7 free Blu-rays, two at time of purchase, five in the mail. An X-Box with all that will cost you WAY more. Even if all you do is play sports games, I think the PS3 is a much better deal. I mean, who's to say you won't get into watching movies once you see em in high def?

An Xbox has games.

Jon Burgundy
08-13-2007, 12:41 AM
PS3 is a better deal at $500. Get one at Frys, and you get 7 free Blu-rays, two at time of purchase, five in the mail. An X-Box with all that will cost you WAY more. Even if all you do is play sports games, I think the PS3 is a much better deal. I mean, who's to say you won't get into watching movies once you see em in high def?

DVD-HD is mo betta quality!

Just check out the construction of the disk. The data layer isn't nearly as protected.

slayr281
08-13-2007, 12:55 AM
alright, so i've reverted everybody back to their normal screen names, but left your avatar and custom title.

however, i changed your accesses to change your custom title in the control panel should you become tired of your title or avatar. i did my best to save everybody's avatars before the switch, so pm me if you're having difficulty finding your old copy should you want it.

Jon Burgundy
08-13-2007, 12:59 AM
Lol

Silver04Cobra
08-13-2007, 04:08 AM
Cool Paddy. I self admined, so I will ask Strayer when I am ready for the change back.

Edit - Nevermind, did get my old name back. Time for a new avy and sig anyways.

Yorchi
08-13-2007, 08:52 AM
The XBox 360 has a ton more games...their online system is the best hands down...and if you get into watching High Def movies you can also get their HD player which works pretty well too...

you can link the 360 to your computer so that you can play the music from your computer on your 360 even while you're playing a game. You can also watch your pictures, and some videos as well.

the 360 just got a price cut as well...and another great thing about it, but you might have to wait a few months for the shipments to arrive...

ALL 360's WILL NOW COME WITH AN HDMI PORT AND CABLE FOR 1080p. You don't need the 120 gb hd model unless you like to download lots of videos and music...I stream them from my computer so I don't need it at all.

MXPX GT
08-13-2007, 11:40 AM
360 all the way. PS3 aint got shit!

DarkGT
08-13-2007, 11:53 AM
PS3 will have Gran Turismo on it soon. Nuff said.

slayr281
08-13-2007, 06:01 PM
Too bad Forza 2 is better than anything GT can come up.

Kloogy
08-13-2007, 06:06 PM
I have a Wii and I'm debating which one to buy next, PS3 or Xbox.

Daywalker
08-13-2007, 06:31 PM
PS3 will have Gran Turismo on it soon. Nuff said.

And Tekken 6! That's enough convincing for me right durr. Plus, the PS3 games are comin soon enough. Everyone in the electronic field that I talk to says that Blu-ray will win the HD war...

slayr281
08-13-2007, 06:46 PM
Everyone in the electronic field that I talk to says that Blu-ray will win the HD war...
http://www.macworld.com/news/2006/05/02/pornhd/index.php?lsrc=mwrss

good read.

EvilC
08-13-2007, 06:49 PM
And Tekken 6! That's enough convincing for me right durr. Plus, the PS3 games are comin soon enough. Everyone in the electronic field that I talk to says that Blu-ray will win the HD war...

Based on idiocy unfortunately. It is the inferior format. VHS won out over Beta which was far superior. Consumers ftl. The fucking PS3 shoveled the format into unsuspecting homes.

Compare the BD version of 300 to the HD DVD.

Yorchi
08-13-2007, 06:51 PM
as long as they keep making HD DVD's that winning/losing point is moot...

if need be, you can always wait till the PS3 drops the price again since right now it's really just a BR player that has some games...

the PS3 needs games and it needs them soon...developers are having problems making games for that system and not until they figure it out will the PS3 be a good gaming system...

the thread was started as a what game system to get...if you want a great game system get a 360..if you want a dvd player then get a dvd player...if you want both then decide what format you wanna watch your DVD's in and buy that system...

but unless you plan on buying every single high def dvd that comes out...it doesn't matter much what you get so just choose whatever you can afford...

Kitana
08-13-2007, 06:55 PM
One good thing about PS3...Nvidia! Good for my stock. LOL!

DarkGT
08-13-2007, 07:00 PM
Compare the BD version of 300 to the HD DVD.


Eh, that movie blew donkey anyways, no big losses there. PS3 FTUMFW!
































































:eyes7: :wave: :cheese: Just kidding, I haven't even seen it yet. Pay no attention to this post.

DSG 56
08-13-2007, 07:16 PM
You don't need the 120 gb hd model unless you like to download lots of videos and music.

All I intend on using the system for is games and maybe using it for some movies. The guy at the shop was pushing me to get the top of the line 360, which is expected. But will the base model perform for what I need? Or will I need the middle version because of the hard drive?

EvilC
08-13-2007, 09:06 PM
You need the hard drive.

DSG 56
08-13-2007, 09:16 PM
I was :laugh4: when i tried signing in tonight. I just knew you had something to do with this, but I didn't expect to get my original screen name back. :laugh9:

Question, will my lair stay named "Dr. Evil's"?

Yorchi
08-13-2007, 09:20 PM
yes you need the 20gb hard drive model...

what i mean by using it to the max is are you going to copy and paste music into it from your computer to take with you if you ever take your system somewherelse...same with pictures...

and are you going to download full length movies onto your xbox...if you can answer yes then you would need the 120gb hd cause 20 gigs will go by really fast with game saves, movies, music, and pics...

but like I said, that is really only if you take your xbox with you...i have it hooked up to my router that my pc is on as well...so i can listen to the music and see the pics and videos that are on my computer through my xbox...good for when i dont wanna hear the game music but play my own...or when i wanna play music through my surround sound for parties instead of my lil computer speakers...

wait a month or so till you buy it...and when you do, MAKE SURE it has the HDMI sticker on the box saying that this xbox has an HDMI port and cable...

all NEW xbox 360's have the port and cable for true 1080p high definition viewing

EvilC
08-13-2007, 09:25 PM
true hd is a marketing term made up by Sony. 720p/1080i/1080p are all "true hd".

If you feed a 1080p TV a 1080i signal the TV deinterlaces it anyway to it's native format which is 1080p.

An X360 outputting 1080i compared to one outputting 1080p into a 1080p TV = zero differences.

slayr281
08-13-2007, 09:33 PM
That or DSG 56's.

Whichever sounds dumber.

Yorchi
08-13-2007, 09:34 PM
oh noes...not again!!!

geeks!!!

bottom line just buy a 360 and get the one with an hdmi port and cable...if you are goign to download movies and music onto it permanently then get the 120gb model if not the 20gb model will last you long enough...

EvilC
08-13-2007, 09:35 PM
lol

http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/large/nerd-46422.jpg

DSG 56
08-13-2007, 09:43 PM
That or DSG 56's.

Whichever sounds dumber.

PERFECT! :cheese:

djc
08-13-2007, 09:45 PM
PS3 is a better deal at $500. Get one at Frys, and you get 7 free Blu-rays, two at time of purchase, five in the mail. An X-Box with all that will cost you WAY more. Even if all you do is play sports games, I think the PS3 is a much better deal. I mean, who's to say you won't get into watching movies once you see em in high def?

When a company has to bundle a bunch of freebies to sell a product.....

As far as BR vs. HDDVD goes, which one is the porn industry backing?

game over.

Yorchi
08-13-2007, 09:50 PM
yeah...buy the game system that has no games :rofl:

DSG 56
08-13-2007, 09:51 PM
i changed your accesses to change your custom title in the control panel should you become tired of your title or avatar

I can't change my custom title...

slayr281
08-13-2007, 10:03 PM
hmmm.

that means that i lied, or don't exactly understand the various user levels. either way, i guess that means you'll have to deal for the time being.

DSG 56
08-13-2007, 10:05 PM
hmmm.

that means that i lied, or don't exactly understand the various user levels. either way, i guess that means you'll have to deal for the time being.

No problem. I'm sure Lord Helmet will see this and help us out.

I kinda wonder what it's like to be placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds anyways...:mrgreen:

slayr281
08-13-2007, 10:08 PM
the PS2 went through production delays, took forever to come out with games, and it still defeated the (in my humble opinion, better) sega dreamcast.

sony and microsoft are going to make this into a lifelong pepsi vs coke debate.

Yorchi
08-13-2007, 10:23 PM
well it comes down to this..
do you want a game system now to play games...xbox 360

do you want a game system to play online...xbox 360

do you want the cheapest game system now...wii

do you want hd dvd's...xbox 360

do you want blu ray dvd's...ps3

if anyone wants a PS3, I strongly recommend to wait till next year's holiday season...you can find a used 60gb version for way cheaper then...

and not many know that you can upgrade the ps3 hard drive without voiding your warrant...all it takes is a standard sata hard drive in whatever size you want as long as it fits in the slot...

but there's a reason why these are game systems first...to play games...so if you want to play games right now get a wii or an xbox 360, if you want better games, you're going to have to wait till next year to see what the PS3 comes up with

2007 belongs to the wii and the 360...

MXPX GT
08-14-2007, 09:03 PM
Somebody is getting a reach around from Mr. P at Oggis tomorrow!:nod:

slayr281
08-14-2007, 10:31 PM
well, count your lucky stars that it sure ain't you.

if it is going to be someone, it's got to be that smoking hot redheaded waitress.

:bed: good lawd.

DSG 56
08-15-2007, 01:21 AM
if it is going to be someone, it's got to be that smoking hot redheaded waitress.

:bed: good lawd.

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y30/storm_dancer/ugly_woman.gif

:cheese:

MXPX GT
08-15-2007, 08:50 AM
:laugh4:

DSG 56
08-18-2007, 12:18 AM
Just a friendly SCS Public Service announcment:

Check the expiration dates on the stuff in your fridge or else you could end up like this:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v155/DSG56/diarrhea.jpg

Self Food Poisoning FTMFL!

48 hours of pure ass ripping agony!!

Kloogy
08-18-2007, 12:32 AM
I got food poisoning from Black Angus in Oside some years back. Talk about pissing out your ass.

DSG 56
08-18-2007, 12:36 AM
I got food poisoning from Black Angus in Oside some years back. Talk about pissing out your ass.

I can thank salsa that expired in april for my shart-o-rama.

Kloogy
08-18-2007, 12:55 AM
April ? Holy balls....you keep shit around til it speaks a third language ??

SanDiego01Snake
08-18-2007, 01:00 AM
I got food poisoning from Trophy's in La Jolla a few years back. Ended up in the ER with kidney failure. Be careful with that shit, it'll fuck you up.

Kloogy
08-18-2007, 01:05 AM
I got poisoned at a Baseball game with beer once. I ended up in the shitter puking. Be careful with that cold gold. :beer:

DarkGT
08-18-2007, 10:32 AM
Caught some shit from the Fuddruckers in Mission Valley the day before I was supposed to leave for Jersey to the corporate headquarters for a week. Pissing out my ass on the shitter while simultaneously turning to the side and puking into the shower FTUMFL I thought I was going to implode.

MXPX GT
08-18-2007, 10:58 AM
You guys just can't hold your food!

PowPow
08-18-2007, 12:23 PM
I got food poisoning from Trophy's in La Jolla a few years back. Ended up in the ER with kidney failure. Be careful with that shit, it'll fuck you up.
Beau wins :eyes5:

Jon Burgundy
08-18-2007, 03:56 PM
I got food poisoning from Trophy's in La Jolla a few years back. Ended up in the ER with kidney failure. Be careful with that shit, it'll fuck you up.

Did your kidney recover?? That's some crazy stuff right there.

uh60lchief
08-18-2007, 06:41 PM
same here, got it from the Hooters in Waikiki. Three bags of IV and a shot of fenergen later. I thought I was Linda Blair in the Exorcist. Sorry to hear about it amigo. No fun at all

Fox 5.0
08-18-2007, 07:29 PM
soo whats wrong with pissin out yo ass?

Kloogy
08-18-2007, 07:47 PM
I thought I was Linda Blair in the Exorcist.

I would pay a large sum of money for a video of that.....:iluvu2:

DSG 56
08-18-2007, 08:40 PM
April ? Holy balls....you keep shit around til it speaks a third language ??

I didn't think I needed to check the dates. I asked my GF if we had any salsa and she said its on the 2nd shelf. So I just took it out and ate some.

I ended up tearing the fridge apart this morning and getting rid of everything that was expired(there was alot of stuff). :barf:

Kloogy
08-18-2007, 09:57 PM
Damn, I'm anal about shit like that. I keep an eye on things because certain items like chicken and seafood, can make you violently sick.

runningmole
08-18-2007, 10:42 PM
I got food poisoning from Trophy's in La Jolla a few years back. Ended up in the ER with kidney failure. Be careful with that shit, it'll fuck you up.

I remember that. It was Shawns idea to eat there.....

Silver04Cobra
08-18-2007, 11:14 PM
I got food poisoning from a McDonalds a few years back. Two whole days of not fun. It sucked.

I really don't play around anymore with leftovers or things pushing the expired date, its just not worth it. I would rather lose a few bucks of food, than go through that shit again.

Kloogy
08-18-2007, 11:28 PM
I fed you carnitas that were expired from 3 weeks. :banana2:

Silver04Cobra
08-18-2007, 11:35 PM
haha, dont you say that mister.

Them was still some good ass carnitas :drool:

slayr281
08-19-2007, 01:01 PM
I got food poisoning from a McDonalds a few years back. Two whole days of not fun. It sucked.
I don't do fast food too often, but I got two in a row from McD when I was about 15. Haven't had their food since, haven't been food poisoned since. Coincidence? Hardly.

However, I had some Shipyard Ales last night, and turned the bottle sideways to notice that the beer was best consumed by April of 06. Still tasted fine to me. :thumbsup:

slayr281
08-19-2007, 01:19 PM
said he beat a 700hp BMW that was smoking its tires the entire time?

... found him

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJtJJ4WsEgc

VaderGT
08-19-2007, 01:22 PM
:laugh2: :spin2: :laugh4:

MXPX GT
08-19-2007, 10:00 PM
What a dumb ass!:cheese:

Silver04Cobra
08-20-2007, 01:08 AM
:rofl:

Whoops!

DSG 56
08-22-2007, 01:12 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v155/DSG56/greg_fart_with_bad_gas_problem_lg_c.gif

DSG 56
08-26-2007, 11:05 PM
http://www.davesdaily.com/pictures/921-damn-hippo.htm

:laugh4: :laugh4: :laugh4:

Kloogy
08-26-2007, 11:09 PM
are you freaking kidding me ? LOL

Kitana
08-27-2007, 08:27 AM
WTF??? That deserves a Darwin Award.

MXPX GT
08-27-2007, 09:56 AM
:laugh2:

domin8
08-27-2007, 10:25 AM
wow, I loled reading that in class.

Kloogy
08-27-2007, 08:53 PM
http://www.comparestoreprices.co.uk/images/mb/mb-games-hungry-hippos.jpg

DSG 56
08-27-2007, 10:41 PM
http://www.davesdaily.com/pictures/915-gross.htm

:laugh2:

Kloogy
08-27-2007, 10:54 PM
pissing out your ass is cool

Silver04Cobra
08-28-2007, 02:16 AM
That sign is funny. But I would bet the story that actually prompted the sign to be put up is even funnier :hands:

DSG 56
08-28-2007, 08:53 AM
http://www.davesdaily.com/pictures/909-go-away.htm

:rofl2:

DSG 56
09-04-2007, 12:25 AM
*I found this on "Random Crap Online" and thought I'd share:

Goatse First Reactions

I’ll never forget seeing goatse my first time….(i think it was like 3 years ago) My reaction might not have been as animated as some of these, but it definitely goes down in as one of my top 5 most horrifying internet moments. (and i’m not easily shocked)

Anyway, someone took pictures of the reactions others had when seeing it for the first time. Here’s the slideshow.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/mrneutron/sets/1568481/show/

For those of you who don’t know what goatse is… google it, and be prepared. it’s not safe for work by any means…. while you’re at it. google ‘tubgirl’ as well.

DSG 56
09-04-2007, 12:38 AM
http://www.davesdaily.com/pictures/914-funny-headline.htm

Misled32V
09-04-2007, 12:47 AM
LOL!:laugh4:

DSG 56
09-04-2007, 01:20 AM
http://www.davesdaily.com/pictures/845-bad-ass.htm



:rofl2:

MXPX GT
09-06-2007, 10:07 AM
You have got to be bord.

DSG 56
09-06-2007, 11:53 AM
You have got to be bord.

At the time I posted the link I was. But right now I'm not. :cheese:

MXPX GT
09-06-2007, 12:35 PM
Well, at least you are busy now,:mrgreen: doing who, what, where, or animal now.

DSG 56
09-06-2007, 12:48 PM
:goat: :doggy:

Fox 5.0
09-06-2007, 03:00 PM
ha ha... yesss

RioRedSn8k
09-06-2007, 09:46 PM
Could this be Overheat(aka Goat tagger)? lol

http://www.davesdaily.com/pictures/703-ride-em.htm

Misled32V
09-06-2007, 09:48 PM
oooohhhh busted. lol!

SDKB
09-06-2007, 11:23 PM
:look:

lol

DSG 56
09-13-2007, 01:09 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v155/DSG56/CommandoPoster.jpg

:wink2:

Gut
09-13-2007, 01:18 AM
i'll be back

midnite
09-13-2007, 03:43 AM
:rofl:

Fox 5.0
09-13-2007, 10:55 AM
arnold is such a fuckin badass

that is all

Silver04Cobra
09-13-2007, 03:51 PM
That was fucking funny :rofl:



But, I don't think she is a member Bud.

VaderGT
09-13-2007, 03:53 PM
That was fucking funny :rofl:



But, I don't think she is a member Bud.


+1.

PowPow
09-13-2007, 04:05 PM
I agree with JJ.

Dark Helmet
09-13-2007, 04:08 PM
I agree with JJ.

With his post or sig? :cool4:

PowPow
09-13-2007, 04:23 PM
hahaha very funny Helmet. I agree with his post



























BTW: Le Sick FTL! :(

djc
09-13-2007, 05:57 PM
take some vitamins and sleep

SanDiego01Snake
09-13-2007, 06:12 PM
yea she's no a member as far as i know

Misled32V
09-13-2007, 06:13 PM
With his post or sig? :cool4:
sig

WC_Racer
09-13-2007, 10:00 PM
I miss something?

WC_Racer
09-13-2007, 10:01 PM
What A Dumb Shit!

Jon Burgundy
09-13-2007, 10:19 PM
Yeah. You don't make that mistake twice!

DSG 56
09-13-2007, 11:08 PM
well i guess she needs to be made a member, or this thread needs to be moved.

Do whatever is easier for you Lord Helmet. :flag:

Yes, WC you did miss something.

Razzi was very chatty about her wardrobe the other night...and let me say that this movie came up during the conversation in the shoutbox. :cheese:

Jon Burgundy
09-13-2007, 11:56 PM
What, she runs around in a loincloth and harness?

Oh wait...that's Conan. My bad.

DSG 56
09-14-2007, 12:02 AM
What, she runs around in a loincloth and harness?

Oh wait...that's Conan. My bad.

I believe she does run around dressed like that from time to time. :banana2:

El Presidente
09-14-2007, 12:02 AM
http://img505.imageshack.us/img505/3687/lol20keyboarddb0.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

SanDiego01Snake
09-14-2007, 12:21 AM
she's all talk=)

Silver04Cobra
09-14-2007, 12:29 AM
she's all talk=)

Of course, she is 19.

However, I am sure you know different my man. :cheers:

SanDiego01Snake
09-14-2007, 12:34 AM
:nod:

PowPow
09-14-2007, 09:14 AM
Of course, she is 19.

However, I am sure you know different my man. :cheers:
:nod:
Orly? :popcorn:



take some vitamins and sleep
NyQuil :sad: and a lil while later I was :sleep: lol
I'm a lil better today.

SanDiego01Snake
09-14-2007, 11:07 AM
ya rly Paula =)

djc
09-16-2007, 07:20 PM
NyQuil :sad: and a lil while later I was :sleep: lol
I'm a lil better today.

Good... Cherry Nyquil rocks.

DSG 56
09-20-2007, 03:17 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v155/DSG56/fun86.jpg

Jon Burgundy
09-21-2007, 03:58 AM
:count:

haha

Kitana
09-21-2007, 10:17 AM
Love it!

SDKB
09-21-2007, 08:17 PM
preeeeeecious.

Kitana
09-24-2007, 06:28 PM
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y253/evlcuddlz/IMG_4541.jpg

Jon Burgundy
09-24-2007, 07:57 PM
What are you doing meow?!

MXPX GT
09-25-2007, 08:49 AM
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y253/evlcuddlz/IMG_4541.jpg

Wanna trade for a week or two?

DSG 56
09-25-2007, 10:59 AM
http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u158/bedd56/Val/ATT00198.jpg

at6svo
09-25-2007, 11:01 AM
Looks like a Contour.

VaderGT
09-25-2007, 11:06 AM
Looks like a Contour.

I looked at it and thought when were Contour's classified as an exotic.

roorstiles
09-25-2007, 11:13 AM
That happens all the time with the amount of torque they have...gotta be more careful.

Jon Burgundy
09-25-2007, 11:37 AM
Looks like they had the gravity module in sideways.

MXPX GT
09-25-2007, 11:50 AM
How in the hell do you get your car up there?:scratches

at6svo
09-25-2007, 01:58 PM
I looked at it and thought when were Contour's classified as an exotic.

Same thought process:
1: Looks like a contour.
2: SInce when is a contour an "exotic"?

:clap:

DarkGT
09-25-2007, 02:38 PM
Some damn strong power lines...

sdsuguy2403
09-25-2007, 05:15 PM
http://www.socalstangs.com/forums/showthread.php?t=16773&highlight=goatse

me>you:laugh4:
sloppy seconds for you:biglaugh:

sdsuguy2403
09-25-2007, 05:19 PM
p.s. Go Niners!:gears:

EvilC
09-25-2007, 05:38 PM
www.cupchicks.com

VaderGT
09-25-2007, 06:09 PM
www.cupchicks.com


YOU ARE SICK.:wave:

EvilC
09-25-2007, 06:10 PM
Hey, wadn't me

VaderGT
09-25-2007, 06:11 PM
Hey, wadn't me
:cheese:

Misled32V
09-25-2007, 08:16 PM
www.cupchicks.com


dude!!!! WTF! still watchin it though:elguapo:

LTDScott
09-26-2007, 08:15 AM
LOL that's pretty rad

roorstiles
09-26-2007, 10:18 AM
I just threw up last years food it was soo gross.

Slingblade
09-26-2007, 10:32 AM
Well it started out good and quickly went down hill from there. Like the music though.

Jon Burgundy
09-26-2007, 11:17 AM
Yes it went downhill. More like dove off the deep end. And I didn't even hear the music!!!

slayr281
09-26-2007, 02:44 PM
I'll bet that Contour also recently had its motor replaced.

01YellerCobra
09-26-2007, 02:52 PM
That's one helluva curb jump.

Misled32V
09-26-2007, 05:45 PM
it must have cought air while racing up to 70

at6svo
09-27-2007, 12:51 AM
Hol-e-crap. The only vid like that I have seen was with a bunch of Japanese chicks doing the same stuff.

Nutty.

EvilC
09-28-2007, 10:37 AM
http://hometown.aol.co.uk/JBono117/goatse.jpg

EvilC
09-28-2007, 10:39 AM
What The Holy Fuck!!! I Was Looking For Funny Goatse Imitations And This Came Along!!!


www.theredcavern.com

Jon Burgundy
09-28-2007, 11:25 AM
http://hometown.aol.co.uk/JBono117/goatse.jpg

:rofl: :rofl:

Jon Burgundy
09-28-2007, 11:29 AM
What The Holy Fuck!!! I Was Looking For Funny Goatse Imitations And This Came Along!!!


www.theredcavern.com

You know, from a physiological standpoint, that's very unhealthy to have a completely torn sphincter muscle. I mean hey, you want to shove things up your ass, that's your prerogative, but please try not to destroy your ass in the process.

DSG 56
04-18-2008, 12:54 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w27meg0YfEU&feature=related

midnite
04-18-2008, 01:06 AM
the world is mine you fuckers!

El Jefe
04-18-2008, 10:36 AM
Just watched this the other day. Never gets old

Terminator X
05-13-2008, 11:17 PM
This

Terminator X
05-13-2008, 11:18 PM
is

Terminator X
05-13-2008, 11:18 PM
an

Terminator X
05-13-2008, 11:19 PM
old

Terminator X
05-13-2008, 11:19 PM
thread

Terminator X
05-13-2008, 11:20 PM
but

Terminator X
05-13-2008, 11:20 PM
I

Terminator X
05-13-2008, 11:21 PM
have

Terminator X
05-13-2008, 11:21 PM
2

Terminator X
05-13-2008, 11:22 PM
get

Terminator X
05-13-2008, 11:23 PM
my

Terminator X
05-13-2008, 11:23 PM
weight

Terminator X
05-13-2008, 11:24 PM
up!

slayr281
05-14-2008, 10:25 AM
:smile:

DarkGT
05-14-2008, 10:58 AM
lol, what do I get for ten dollars?

Yorchi
05-14-2008, 12:01 PM
Sucky Sucky!

El Jefe
05-14-2008, 12:05 PM
up!
How bout some pics from Japan?:wave:

slayr281
05-14-2008, 12:05 PM
$15 for a ZJ

Yorchi
05-14-2008, 12:35 PM
too much

DSG 56
05-16-2008, 09:08 AM
:wave:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=f71VqFgwPy4

Benny92LX
05-16-2008, 04:34 PM
oldie but goodie

DSG 56
05-18-2008, 01:24 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bh7bYNAHXxw

DSG 56
05-18-2008, 02:13 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLZ6XXblLJI&feature=related

DSG 56
05-18-2008, 02:16 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GiWQZhUmmRw&NR=1

midnite
05-18-2008, 02:23 AM
step right up and see the one eyed monster!

DSG 56
05-18-2008, 02:30 AM
http://content.funnyhumor.com/pictures/austinpowers.jpg

DSG 56
05-18-2008, 02:48 AM
Funny part starts about 25 seconds into it:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8Wd9X49Tck&feature=related

frink84
05-18-2008, 11:36 AM
mmmm, ill-tempered mutated sea bass. fire up the grill!

Benny92LX
06-19-2009, 12:08 AM
:afroman:

at6svo
07-16-2009, 12:21 PM
Post it muf-fuggaz. :uhhuh:

http://generallyawesome.com/photos/funny/funny-photos.jpg







http://www.hamasna.com/rmail/donk.gif

El Presidente
07-16-2009, 12:33 PM
speaking of random shit...



http://img526.imageshack.us/img526/908/poolsclosedc.jpg (http://img526.imageshack.us/i/poolsclosedc.jpg/)

at6svo
07-16-2009, 12:38 PM
http://www.raketa.at/images/bf8f4c16092c77667068e84dfc4c3482.JPG

MXPX GT
07-16-2009, 01:23 PM
http://jasonkrugman.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/pornart1.jpg

VaderGT
07-16-2009, 02:19 PM
http://www.demotivateus.com/posters/homeboys-homos-demotivational-poster.jpg

VaderGT
07-16-2009, 02:25 PM
http://i275.photobucket.com/albums/jj297/mrjayz0930/Motivational%20Posters/motivational-posters-funny-01.jpg

VaderGT
07-16-2009, 02:26 PM
http://joshinthecity.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/motivational-posters-stingrays-flying-out-of-the-w1-jpg.jpeg

VaderGT
07-16-2009, 02:27 PM
http://highbridnation.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/motivational-posters-funny-088.jpg

VaderGT
07-16-2009, 02:29 PM
http://www.ismileyu.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/true_love_motivational_poster.jpg

VaderGT
07-16-2009, 02:32 PM
http://maggieconv.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/wtf-4.jpg

VaderGT
07-16-2009, 02:33 PM
http://ihasahotdog.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/wtf-funny-dog-pictures-i-has-a-hotdog-but-i-eated-it.jpg

at6svo
07-16-2009, 02:44 PM
http://userpages.umbc.edu/~mmille20/pm.jpg

at6svo
07-17-2009, 11:42 AM
A hot naked chick.

http://www.hahakiri.com/images/out.php/i176_NakedChick.jpg

fowler86gt
07-19-2009, 12:37 PM
http://lh6.ggpht.com/_n29WQhv6UaU/Sj9HcoEwxnI/AAAAAAAAE-s/gak8bsiMpyc/s640/Hitler%20Axe%20Body%20Spray.jpg

VaderGT
07-19-2009, 12:40 PM
http://pure-essence.net/stuff/ICHC/funny-pictures-15-cents-stop.jpg

VaderGT
07-19-2009, 12:43 PM
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/funny-pictures-dont-look-behind-cat.jpg